Genre: Pussy Rock

I have hated Nickelback ever since my roomate in college played them at a party. God they suck, they scream massproduced, assembly line, abercrombie, populaity influenced, top 40, z100, sell your soul for fame, frat, kill your family for money, FAKE MUSIC... Are they? IDK maybe they are just a bunch of h0mos.

Dont agree here is proff: www.nintendorks.com/brandon/...sucks.mp3
im sure you have seen it...

But if you are visiting this post then you agree and there is hope for humanity. WHAT REALLY GRINDS MY GEARS IS HOW THE MOST AWESOME RECORD COMPANY OF ALL TIME HAS THEM. ROADRUNNER for those of you whom don't know, is like the metal/hard core/altmetalrock is so cool if they were a giant robot it would shoot fireballs from its eyes, eat school busses, p-eye-ss acid, sh-eye-t nukes, and totally kick godzillas ass. But this freeking robot has a tampon???? THAT TAMPON IS NICKELBACK....

Proof: Lets look at Roadrunners bands... - my comments

3 Inches Of Blood
36 Crazyfists
Airbourne
Annihilator
Anyone
Believer
Biffy Clyro
Biohazard - the almighty
Black Label Society - holy freaking wow Zakk Wylde you are a metal lord
Black Stone Cherry
Brujeria
Carnivore
Cavalera Conspiracy - You realize what this is? DO YOU? CANT WAIT
Chimaira - Heavy
CKY
Coal Chamber - Heavy crazy and gone
Cradle Of Filth - They will eat your babies
Cynic
Death
Daath - heavy
De Novo Dahl
Defiance
Deicide
DevilDriver - YES YES YES AWESOME
Dirty Americans
Disincarnate
Dislocated Styles
Doubledrive
Downer
DragonForce - Speedmetal's definition
Dream Theater - Classic OK-Good Metal band
Dresden Dolls
Dry Kill Logic - HXC
Earth Crisis - Oldschool HXC
Exhorder
Fear Factory - I dont like em, but they are a metal band
Five Pointe O
Floodgate
Front Line Assembly
Gang Green
Glassjaw - HXC
Gorguts
Gruntruck
Hatebreed - BOW! BOW DOWN NOW BEFORE YOUR MASTER OF HXC
Ill Nino - Yea ok good
Infernal Majesty
Jerry Cantrell
Junkie XL
Karma To Burn
Kemuri
Killswitch Engage - HXC kinda
King Diamond - Meeeeetttaaalllllllllllll
Life Of Agony - HXC
Machine Head - If"the blackening" it is the BEST METAL ALBUM OF ALL TIME
Madball
Madina Lake
Malevolent Creation
Megadeth - !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HELLO IS THIS GETTING TROUGH YET?
Mercyful Fate - !!!!!!!! Burried alive!
Misfits - BAHHHHH !
MTV2 Headbangers Ball: The Revenge
Murderdolls
Nailbomb
New York Dolls

Nickelback --- Will the homo in the room please stand up

Nightwish
Obituary
Opeth
Pestilence
Red Tape
Roadrunner United - Have you gotten this album? GET IT
Rumblefish
Sanctity
Sepultura - ROOOOTS BLOOODY ROOOOOTSSS
Sinch
Slipknot - Maggots all you you
Soulfly - Sepultura's brother... literly
Spineshank
Still Remains - HXC
Stone Sour - Slipknot slipped on this one..
Suffocation
The Agony Scene
The Cult
The Workhorse Movement
Theory of a Deadman
Thornley
To My Surprise
Trivium - Youth Metal
Type O Negative - Death Metal
Vision Of Disorder - HXC OLD SCHOOL
Wednesday 13
Whiplash
Within Temptation

Are ya catching my drift, if Roadrunner was the devil then they sold their soul to Jesus... Pussies...

I HATE NICKELBACK!