Yes, Wayne, you are right. They do blow goats, but I have uncovered what it is that they suck. They suck on D.G.D.D's. Dead Green Donkey Dicks.

you blow! get some talent then u can mouth off.

A great question. Btw, Nick..., take your meaningless posts and go hang with Kid Rock in a waffle house or something. Back to the subject. I think NB sucks OR blows depending on the situation. If they're following a band that's actually decent, it seems that they would SUCK, so as to try to absorb the semi-alright-band residue leftover on the stage. Because they need all of that they can get. But say they're actually better than all the other bands opening for them (hard to imagine, I know, but try... imagining a band fronted by the ACTUAL Fabio helps). In that case they might BLOW, as they're so self-inflated they might just leak douchiness all over the audience.

I know, I know, this is a lot of writing for such a simple question. But considering all the hours of writing this band has done for even less of a purpose, I'd say this ain't that bad.